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He is the head of the family,
He is the head of the church,
Jesus saves and He Gonna save you now,
Are his words on Sunday.

In church he preaches one wife,
At club he preaches as many as possible,
One wife is primitive nowadays,
Are his words to his bar mates.

Do not go nyama choma is ready,
I will drive you to your door step,
It is wrong to live by yourself,
Are his words to the charming girl by the roadside.

I have a wife and two kids,
She is old fashioned in entertainment,
Let’s go to the club and enjoy ourselves,
Are his words to pretty young girls.

Jesus changed water into wine,
Wine is acceptable even in the Bible,
Brethren take wine freely,
Are his words to his bar mates.

The service of giving is of importance than of worship,
God love giving for it is holy.
The more you give the more you receive,
Are his words to the congregation.

The Lord said you will pass the election,
Just allow me to campaign for you,
Do not worry there will be a re-election,
Are his words to the failed candidates.

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